where am i from again
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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