I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
You almost got us killed.
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