when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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