I will die if light touches me.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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