I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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