She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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