Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Randomize
