I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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