Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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