I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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