He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
