So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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