Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
