I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Randomize
