Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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