so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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