U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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