Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
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