Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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