fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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