he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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