So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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