She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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