THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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