IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Randomize
