I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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