I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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