Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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