Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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