I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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