Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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