I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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