I have demons in me.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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