About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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