party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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