Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Four minutes until I can fart!
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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