Sponge bath it is.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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