thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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