just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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