My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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