WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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