That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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