The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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