what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
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