My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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