you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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