How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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