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(989): View more from Michigan

We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.

(410): View more from Maryland

engineering majors are such efficient drunks.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.

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(618): View more from Illinois

I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha

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(716): View more from New York

As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit

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(212): View more from New York

You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself

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