I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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