my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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