Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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