Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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