Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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