that's an acceptable place to lick
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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