I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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