she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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